Private Territory.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

god.

someone please tell me U-Know doesnt look like BENNY NG.
*purses lips together and claps ike a circus monkey*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i wanna just GIVE UP man.

in a dilemma. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
about? u may ask.

1) results
2) Os
3) prelims english paper 1
4) results. oh sry i repeated tat.
5) supper
6) dress size.

HHAHAHAHAHA.
right in frnt of me i have my AMATHS textbook flipped to page 549 and im actually attempting, (yes, u haven seen wrongly), the holy, blardy,

RELATIVE VELOCITY.

ahaha.
yes. im pretty sure i have gone nuts. BERSEK.

someone...
HELP ME!!!

Friday, September 28, 2007

ok. fine.
so my prelims kinda sucked. HOW TO GET INTO A GOOD JC?

gone are my hopes of getting into NJC for the Prelims.
gosh i wanna cry man.

my humance ( and may i remind u that ELEC GEOG is the ONLY humance i have) sucked, thanks to BLARDY Tourism 21. thank u ar. not even in the textbook can?

my science sucked.
CHEM was WAYYYYYY below my expectations, since the paper is the easiest of all sciences and i didnt ace it, merely slipped by those 2 marks. DUE to carelessness somemore. ARUGHHH!!

my maths SUCKED MAJORLY.
i lost 11 marks in emaths ppr 1 due to carelessness, and needless to say i didnt spare myself from careless mistakes in paper 2.
AMATHS lehs? thanks to B.lim's killer ppr1, we r all totally BUSTED. BURNT our arses man. OHMYGOD. ppr 2 was slightly better, yet i screwed AMTHS due to ppr 1. UGH. *disgusted*

still got wat ar. OH.

HMT.
ARUGHHH!!! i cant believe my ppr 2, which was TOTALLY SUCKISH, dragged my not-so-bad ppr 1 with it all the way down. BOOHOO.

ENGLISH is SCREWED as well. my ppr 1 i tink i amphasised more on the tragedy itself than HOW IT CHANGED THE PERSON.

~~~~~(21/30)~~~~~~
*GONE WITH THE WIND, WHOOSH~*

and my oral lehs, i nv could do well in oral exams; i just tense up. and stammer, and bladder.
eventually, breaking down.

wanna get A2, but i know i will get a B4 for english.

T.O.O.T.

so OVERAL-LY, my prelim results sucked.
i busted my chances. T.T
and the NJC lion is waving its paws to me in a sympathetic manner, saying:
"forget it lah hor. dun need get into NJC le. Go to JJC; they have a synthetic field at least."

ARUGHHHHH.

someone just KILL ME.

at least i got my glorious moments.
*smirks*

LEEBk must be dam BU SHUANG tat a girl whu is never listening to him in class, always doing her maths homework in his lessons, got the highest mark for the chinese ppr1 upon 70 de essay.

yien was like, ivy u be careful hor. later he minus some of ur marks cuz he bu shuang u.

LOL!!! LEEBK.
pawned like a prawn.

jeez. im kinda E.V.I.L but nvm. heh heh heh.

Nan Hua Prelim Papers just suck.
BIG TIME.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

god i love my new com

Saturday, September 08, 2007

there was this ad bout Mac VS PCs. DAM FUNNY.

and oh my gosh. the fat guy is really cute, and the thin guy funny. HAHAs.

btw. its amazing how youtube just links all its vids together so u just hop from one 'topic' to another..hahas. CUTE. anyways. here is another one.

and OH. this is seriously vulgar. but funny in a way.

ok fine.

the new term 4 timetable is out.
I SIMPLY DUNNO WAT TO SAY.

oh god.
MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u pretty baby!~

LOL.

ok.
as u can see im in hysterics.

i was having this quirky conversation with SARAH TEO XIU YING.

and we started off by saying need mood to study for the ss prelimary exams this coming monday. =(.

anyways. i started telling her bout the liwanyu adopting a puppy thing. xD. we gotta new sibling my dear PIGS! xDD.

here goes the conversation.

ivy says:
dun feel like starting on s
ivy says:
*ss
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
must have mood to study for SS wan..
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
lol
ivy says:
HARNOH
ivy says:
can faint
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
hais
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
but if the mood only comes on mondae
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
i think we can die
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
but i think u can read the chpts u wanna study first lorhs
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
at least rmb some factors
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
then crap abit during exam
ivy says:
yeh
ivy says:
HAHAHA
ivy says:
sri lanka
ivy says:
my fav
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
eww
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
hahah
ivy says:
LOL
ivy says:
wanyu had the same reaction
ivy says:
but because she racist.
ivy says:
-.-
ivy says:
HEY
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
lol
ivy says:
did she mention to u she went to spca today and adopt a dog?
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
no
ivy says:
well. she did
ivy says:
I M SO FREAKING ENVIOUS.
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
hahah
ivy says:
dying in jealously.
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
hahaha
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
get after Os?
ivy says:
my mom say dunwan.
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
psycho her larhs
ivy says:
she say unless i clear the shit myself and foot the bill for its medical fee
ivy says:
-.-!!
ivy says:
HAHA
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
lool
ivy says:
i tink hor
ivy says:
my birthday u guys can just go to spca and get me a puppy.
ivy says:
imagine u gals bringing it to prom.
ivy says:
-.-!!
ivy says:
omg. nightmare.
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
LOL
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
u can have e dog as ur dance partner
ivy says:
i can just have my last dance with the pup. guys and gals will be like sooooo JEALOUS
ivy says:
LOL
ivy says:
yeh
ivy says:
HAHA
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
HAHAHA
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
but when u go home.. u have to clear its shit n feed it..
ivy says:
then the puppy will look at them with such sympthety.
ivy says:
and say, "WOOF."
ivy says:
yeh lo
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
HAHHA]
ivy says:
lol
ivy says:
LOL
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
hahah
ivy says:
in my dress and make up and all
ivy says:
"come poppy. lets go to our neghbour's doorstep to shit. come come"
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
hahah
ivy says:
*neighbour
ivy says:
god.
ivy says:
hilarious man.
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
-.-"
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
hahah
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
eh,.i go bathe
SARAH; [CGL 7teen][Mary Magdelene] MUGGER!~ says:
brb
ivy says:
okie
ivy says:
happy bathing

oh. as it erms...turned out, wanyu didnt adopt after all. ALL the dogs were too big. HAHAHA. well. good attept though.

i wan a pup too. =((.

HAHA.
RAWRS. im sooooooo gonna psycho my mum.
or maybe xiuying can do a good deed and go to spca and help me get a dog. LOL.
no lahs kidding.

IM FREAKING OUT CAUSE OF BLOODY SS.
AND PHYSICS.
AND GEOG!!!!!!

someone just kill me pls.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

shit.
zhuma im BLARDY sorry man.
i mean, if i REALLY pass my illness to u by i-dunno-how reason.

REALLY.
i see no reason why u r sick and WQ is not. hahas. u swopped ur cup of root beer with mine at the teachers day party, then u swopped the cup u swopped with me to WQ so eventually WQ got my cup but she didnt drink from it so i also dunno how we SWOP lai SWOP qu u get my illness. LOL.

hmm. i just realised whenever im sick it looks like some way or another u will always get sick one or two days later too.first time was when i had a cold. u got it soon too. then i had bronchitis. and u had flu too. then now i have this sore throat, fever flu, u have this flu sore throat fever. haix. fated man. 母女 lah horx. dun be tell.

i shall cheer you up by uploading the POTA and KERO Adventures in the Physics Textbook series for u now then. but i see no point since u r running a high fever and is sick and probably wun be online unless u have simply no life and come online to blog and stuff and now i lost track of wat im gonna say and readers will probably get a headache from the contrasting background colour of my blogskin and my typing colour THANK GOODNESS i didnt use white and god i really should STOP. oh. and u will be heading off to malaysia tomoro. xDD. rmb my souvenir horx. dam im unfillial. requesting presents from a sick pig mom. oh well. GET WELL SOON.

EPISODE NO. 1
INTRODUCING...

i tink i shall only upload the wallpapers later, cause me and wanyu the PROUD PRODUCERS of this school-made series and have ultmiately NO LIFE, decided tat this show will become a BIG HIT. xDD. by chance some dumb olf prof will happen to pass by this video and we can become HUGE DIRECTORS. xD. im loving it man.

ok im fantasizing. so sue me.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

ok...

i realise i haven been blogging for quite a while.

nvm. HAHA.

anyways. just to happy happy come in and write. uhms...

oh. teachers day was FUN!!!

as in. yeah...

in the morning we went for the blardy walk and oh!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUYUHUI

and dun worry logapiriya.baloo [if u r reading this];i haven forgotten u either.

happy birthday piriya!!!

xDD. u guys can now watch NC16 movies. HAHA. i still cant. and its so far away...nvm. i aint tat excited to get my mind polluted with more engrossed kissing and stuff. kinda irks me...

anyways. we had a mass walk along the usual 2.4 route which was freakin lame. and watching the PE teacher standing up there addressing everyone of us to do the warm ups...and ends up ZI-HIGHing cuz no one wanted to join in. tats a very VERY BRAVE thing to do. i swore i would have jumped downed from that storey outta humiliation if i were him.

afetr the walk, we went back to class...OH.

and now tat 401-404 shifted classrooms to dunno 108-112? we get our air-coned classrooms on the second storey.

and surprise surprise..

we got back our 105/04 classroom!! thrilling. HAHA.

huiwen was like, "HEY! ivy! this is our sec 1 classroom lehs!"

me, "REALLY?!!"

huiwen, "YESH!!!"

*stares excitedly at each other, eyes almost as round as jesselim's; except ours is in thrill, not BORN NATURAL*

"WEEEE!!!"

*both turn around to hug the wall and notice board*

tat convo was after the shifting of classes on thursday, the day of our prelims paper one, WHICH IS FREAKING THRILLING MAN.

i believe tats how teachers r gonna put it.

to me,

I SCREWED IT.

god. i dun even wanna think bout it.

oh. and i fell sick the night b4.

- -

ironicaly, i ate my brother's curry cooked at his home econs lesson.

i believe tats the reason i fell sick.

GRR

because of his super lousy cooking skills and my irritating food craving, i had a fever rising when i was in school after english paper one. i flared up. and shat. it wasnt good lohs. i was having a splitting headache, and no, it wasnt because of the chinese topic.

on the bus ride home, i almost fainted. i beared til my stop and alighted the bus then had to sit down on the bench and rest. i saw only yellow and couldnt hear anything. so i closed my eyes and rested. after a while, i almost nodded off to sleep [yes, right there at the busstop] when i heard my mum call my name. i opened my eyes to see her walking towards the bus stop.

guess wat. she wanted to skewer me de cause she thought i was waiting for her to go west mall to buy teahcers day gift. but then she saw my pale lips she got freaked out. she waited for me to get better then she brought me home. haha.

after tat i got better cause i slept the day thru.

wa. sidetracked again.

anyways teahcers day after the mass walk we went to classrooms. and some gals from the class next dorr came over to ask us to play ball. USING OUR BALL. duh. like they had any anyway.

so we agreed and went to play. i tink they had about 6 to 7 gals? we had slightly more ppl than them lahs. including the 4 guys. then they SUMMONED their class de guys which someone said was 12 in all. 12 guys. HAHA. twice the number of ours. pfft. LOL.

oh. it was all pretty rough. only some of us sheeshers managed to crawled out unscathed. the other all got some slight injury. wanyu was right. they all snatched the ball like it was some scholarship luh. so desperate. and violent. and they marked us like ants surrounding honey. i can just recall carrissa and sihui. LOL. so petite somemore. sorrounded by mountains. charmaine said tat 404 ppl can just stand or sit in onr row and watch them play and they wun even realise it. god.

WAKE UP LAH.

no sportsmanship at all.

anyways.

the class party we had pizza and root beer. and mr chow came to smear cake on some of our faces. wanyu and i were not spared of this blardy prank. but we decided to return the favour.

so after a while, we went to mr chow; i needed to give him his tcher day present. haha. so we went up to him and gave him a PAT on the back.

ok.

so it wasnt really a pat. it was a HARD SLAP. lol.

fren fren har. LOL.

poor chowy.

yien and dunno wanqing/sally splashed dunno rootbeer/water at his dunno socks/blueshoes.

this world isnt fair. HAHAHA.

ok. i ran outta things to say...

mrs tan is sssooooo cute!!