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Salut. The name is Ivy. She gets a year older every 18th November. Butterflies aren't really on her List of Nice Things. She loves her BFFs and TENNIS :D. Okay, and she doesn't know what else to say so she will stop here.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

ALRIGHT.
i cant believe tis but Os r finally coming to an end.
*shudders and sighs in relief*


ok fine. COMING. still got the goddammed ppr 1s. but seriously, whu cares anyways? i believe bout 97.8% of the whole student population taking Os r already chilling. uhms. fyi the %-tile was actually a number that i suddenly came up with. its unrealistic, so please dun let it bug anyone.

hmm. i haven been posting since my blog was on hiatus and all...and Os were approaching...and i really didnt feel like writing all those crap. oh well. so now, i cant really type as fast as i used to, and i cant really think of anything interesting to blog about. apparently, i have forgotten all the little mental notes i've made to elp me rmb wat i wanrted to blog about. probably mixed with the bio chem phy geog and ss in my brain. god. its like a blended fruit-cum-vege drink tat those big, massive sized ladies drink as they blindly and innocently believe that somehow by drinking the weird disgusting irky slurp, they will miraculously become as thin as a fiddle. hms. i tink thats the wrong simile. but still. EW. s

peaking of which, those drinks reminds me of MrLiu and his dunno wat green muddy drink. *gags*. oh. i forgot that date, but it was science night class for sec4s. and MrLiu mentioned tot he class tat he would be there to help answer questions. somehow me and josephine managed o stay from the morning til night, doing maths and asking teachers questions and all. and later, only bout 5 sheeshers were left in school by 6.30pm. so afterwards, MrLiu came over and taught us some chem and answered some questions. halfway through, EricTan came with a red plastic bag in hand. he just looked at NicLiu for sometime, then took out a cup of green icky slurp. through their convo, jo, me and yinghui figured out tat EricTanhad driven to dunno where to da-pao back. and there were two stalls which sold that stuff. (wateva it was) and they were disucssing which stall sold better versions of tat green, glutinuous substance. after a while, EricTan elft, and NicLiu went to the table behind us to teach the boys. tats when jo spotted YvonneLim drinking the same icky substance. like wat is it with chem teachers. HAHAHAHA. later that MdmYeung came along and told us some tips bout biology. and she wished us luck for the whole thing coming up.

MdmYeung: "aiyah, Os r ok de lahs! ni men NAN HUA de ke yi de lah!"
*jo and i smiles politely*
MdmYeung: "after Os can folo MissLim and go ZOUK and SHIOK!" *bursts into auntie laughter"
YvonneLim: "wat! why me again? why u always say me one? OH SHIT. today wear slippers. DIE."
Jo and I: *bursts into hysteric laughter*

seriously, yvonnelim and mdmyeung r a funny couple. hilarious man. jo says yvonnelim has potential to become the next mdmyeung. she meant they both like to socialise. i agree man. haha. both r sooo cute!!!

yeh. so jo and i have been meeting up before to Os to go school or je lib to study. i swear je lib can be a substitute for a freezer storage. so COLD can. haha. and really. we bumped into A LOT of nanhuarians there. A LOT. hahas. but still. i guess its pretty good a study environment. JOSEPHINE is realllly good at spotting seats. pro man. can do revision halfway then she will be like.

"is that a table?"

then i will just say 'i tink so, u goo see?' then she will rush there.

but yeh. the second last time we went to je lib i rmb us seeing some few guys leaving the table. so she said IVY! GOGOGO! then when those ppl just stood up, i grabbed my phy txtbk and emaths tys and rushed to the table, slammed them there then ran back. GOD. dunno wat got into me, 'auntie spirit' or sumthing? run til like shuttle run like tat. jo just cracked up in the lib and ppl staring, giving me amused looks.

- -!!!

fine. i admit tat was a retarded thing to do. LOL. but EH! RESPECT PPL LUH! ITS RUDE TO STARE. be glad i didnt have an ice cream scooper to dig out ur eyes man. ARUGHHH.

anyways. point is. JE has a condusive learning environment and a very expensive snakc and drink vending machine.

PRESENTING...

the brand new way to open a packet of lays. thru the middle.
like a pack of tissue.

so much for the no vulgarities thing. LOL. i cracked up in the library after reading this.

HAHAHAHA.





apparently someone was buay song with the no littering sign and just had to peel the 'dian' off the 'la'.

FINALLY. ig ot enuf evidence to prove tat ANGKUKUEH is a xin li bu pin heng de bian tai. she stripped my darling pooh's brother's top. and she showed it to me on her webcam. the whole process. oh my oh my. it was horrid. imagine watching someone just pull of the top of ur borther-in-law and waving the poor victim in front of the cam. so HELPLESS. so PITIFUL. so DISGUSTING. ><. luckily, its just a stuff animal. LOL. imagine. EW. oh and the kid and his family appeared on the local chinese newspaper, just in case u find it familiar. the colouring was done by angkukueh. yesh. it looks artistic like some weird piece of art in the quirky corner of the museum. but then again. DUN DOUBT SH HAS TALENT! HAHAHAHA



oh. and down there, liwanyu is trying to pry open her mouth and push the tongue flat, and show the camera her soft 'pellet'. but i tink her buccal cavity is a tad too small.
uhms. yeh this one's mine. wanyu was so bloody freaked out. she kinda showed lifeng and the rest this pic in an attempt to freak them out. sry bout the back teeth there. *points* tooth filling i tink. HAHA. and dun doubt my hygience. i brush my teeth really frequently. only i eat sweet really frequently too.





YO DOGGGIEEEE! HAHAHA. those specs r from my dad. its just the frame, so dun start to question your memory if i wear specs. cause i dun. my wise little doggie. u smart little cutiepie~
oh. i dunno who these pair of specs belong to. someone in the family but definitely not mine. very ob-iang but cute luhs.
and yes. theres the fine print of the specs there. take a look at it but i doubt u can see wats written there. so lemme tell u. i t writes in a pretty cute bold print, PUNK.
PUNK. and no, u didnt read this wrongly, and neither did i see it wrongly. it says PUNK. like. Ha-Ha. r u trying to be funny? no. and im starting to think this post is ridiculous. NVM. let me carry on.
here's the pretty gally. model of the century. her feathery blue hat tat sways in the slgihtest breeze, collecting dust at the same time as the particles carried by the wind is filtered off thru the fine spaces in the feathers and fur. the obvious blue eyeshadow, and luscious red lips and cute little face just makes her the most ADORABLE little gal! just look at that pose!

OMG. the newest level of CLASS. EH. DUN LAUGH. and no, im not gonna disclose whu tat person is. u can just admire her beauty without knowing who she is. oh wait. it may be a HE too. dun assume. just shut up and view. and stop sniggering. I MEAN IT.


alrighty then...lets carry on..


OH. yeh. i forgot the date. i tink is 10th nov? or was it 12th? ACK. wateva. wateva it is its just the official last day of school for us sec4s. sad lehs. but i didnt really feel anything, cuz there was still the Os and the grad night...hmm..pity not everyone is going to attend. ppl like huiwen lifeng and josephine. sad loh. T.T. but oh well. can still meet up! xDDD. and theres always the class chalet. sadly, not all of our gang will be going. HAHAA. ppl like wanyu and xuejie will be flying home. and ppl like xiuying and wanqing dunno got wat programs on. so its gonna be just a few of us left. and if angkukueh suddenly must go back to malaysia i might as well dun go le. HAHA. oh wells. we took some pics down there, but due to system recovery, i haven reall claimed back all those pics tat i took with my phone. might just claim from josephine. HAHA.


us with chowy. liwanyu said tat i looked dam ahlian in this pic. NOTE: the 'NEAT' hair and the 'NEAT' attire. boy oh boy im such an obedient student.


the complete piggy family. FINALLY. FINALLY got a 'xiang-yang' de quan jia fu. lemme introduce.
TOP ROW: MARAIAH (josephine), DA-ZHU (xuejie), ER-ZHU (xiuying), SAN-ZHU (angkukueh), XIAO-ZHU(show luo)
BOTTOM ROW: ZHU-MA (wanyu), LAO DOU (lifeng), ER-NIANG (huiwen), TE-BU-PEI (wanqing), TE-BU-BU (emily)

and this is MAMAMA BIOOOOO!!!! *cheers and claps and dances in jolly joy* dam she looks so cute!!!!!

i still haven taken photos witht he aunties and uncls in school. LOL. damit luh. nvm HAHAHAHA. there's always next time. xDD.

and i shall post again after i recall all the lost mental notes in my head.

oh. nitex, and thx for reading. rub ur eyes. i suppose they must hurt a lot