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Sunday, October 26, 2008

I am having a sore throat, eyes that are slightly bloodshot, a slightly aching kneecap, and burning lips.

In conclusion:

I THINK IM FALLING ILL.

I hope not. Better get rest and lots of water soon, well, according to coach that is. He told me that i was going to fall sick soon, cause my voice changed. (I asked xuejie if she had water cause I felt a sore throat coming up.) So, after dropping xuejie off, he stopped the car and took out some coins. I asked him what he was doing. He gave me that kind of pretend-to-be-buay-ta-han face, and got off the van. Joy said he was probably going to buy a drink cause he was heading to the vending machine. Indeed, he got me something to drink. Green Tea. My least favourite drink of the century man.

"Oh thanks coach! EEEE, Green tea? EW!"

"You have no choice. Drink."

So I pinched my nose/held my breath and gulped it down. God. IVY DRANK A WHOLE CAN OF GREEN TEA. Not bad an achievement I must say. Thanks coach! What a cool dude! HAHA. And his 'Boss' killed us all with the forehand shots. Jeeez. But that just means we have to work on FOOTWORK. SHUFFLE IVY SHUFFLE. D:

Oh, and we met this really disgusting FAT, MALAY UNCLE on the bus. Okay, huiwen and xua, I'm not being racist here, I shall declare in advance. But these people really piss me off. This fatass, was playing around with his camera functions. His wife, I presume was sitting next to him, and his children, around me and my brother's age, were seated in front of him. Me, xua and wen were seated on the very last row, and he was sitting directly in front of me.

Initially, I saw him taking out his phone, and I thought he was taking pics with his children. All of a sudden, xua turned and whispered to me smth, but I couldnt hear, so she proceeded to take out her hp and type a message, but then I blurted out, "You think he's taking a picture of us?" She said yes, but it's only because she thought that maybe we were speaking too loud, but the problem is, I dun remember being as noisy as we always were, since we were kinda dreading training. OOPS. Anyyywayyys. We found it damn suspicious that Fat-Ass kept watching us from the corner of his eye, after turning deliberately to face his wife, resting his arm on her shoulder. NOTE: He was carrying the phone, with camera function still ON. And he pretended to look through some New Year pics I think.

Finally, he placed his phone, on the handrail of his children's seats, camera facing us. WTF? Xua turned away, huiwen didn't know and I glared into the cam. Kind of fun though. HOHO. And then I think he sensed that we knew, so he turned to look at us.

FAT-ASS-FAT-ASS-FAT-ASSSSSHOLE.

Fyi, he had B.O. too.

I should have taken out my camera, taken a picture of him, taking a picture of us. But then again, I doubt it would be of any use. But we did say loudly in both chinese and english that some bored people who apparently have nothing else better to do go around taking pictures of others. And I guess he was freaked, because some people around us turned to look. And I coughed loudly into his ear, and knocked his seat with my racket a couple of times before alighting.

Oh, and glared at him before alighting. Poor deprived ass looked freaked. But oh well. I'll bet you've done this dirty shit so many times you won't be surprised at all types of reactions such as these, so I doubt you'll really pee in your oversized jumbo customize made pants cause you are so freaking HUGE unless we smash you with our rackets.

In your dreams, Ivy. I'd pass being jailed for assault. HAHA.

Hmm, practised Serves today. Quality serves! And footwork. Arugh. Coach passed wen, xua and I some rackets to try. Ohmytiann, I loved the swing man. :D But the baby I tried cost a whooping $240+++? ): $$$ DROP FROM SKY PLEASE.

Anyways im tired. Shall upoad pics from friday soon!

(Boy, I keep procrastinating. LOL)

I want to improve.

I want that shiny orange-black heavy Prince racket!

I want a JOB.

I wanna polish up Chemistry and Biology.

I want to forget.

I need to rid these muscles.

I need to get less tanned. (Shocking I know.)

I FORGOT TO SOAK MY DIRTY SWEATY CLOTHESSSSSS!!!! SHIT.

I go soak now. After that I go sleep le. So should you! Shut your coms now :D

Okay. Happy Deepavali in advance!

(See? I'm not racist!)

Nights earthlings!