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Salut. The name is Ivy. She gets a year older every 18th November. Butterflies aren't really on her List of Nice Things. She loves her BFFs and TENNIS :D. Okay, and she doesn't know what else to say so she will stop here.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Yesterday was my last day at work.
Waking up today morning is like, strangely awkward. Since I have been waking up at unearthly but regular times for the past...one month plus plus, almost two. Feels weird and kind of empty, cause I stop doing what I have been, and Lost, well yeah, because I haven been 'in touch' with my holiday assignments, which fyi, is enough is make anyne go BONKS. Reality check, I've only a measly 2 weeks. Geez.

It has been a really joyful time working there; met lots of funny people, mostly adults who have gotten married and even have kids. All the staff and promotoers who taught me various things. Hanging around the counter chatting in low voices because the supervisors are walking by; spotting for celebrities and weird customers; mumbling and grumbling in voices only fellow staff colleagues and promoters can hear in the midst of serving a customer; the self-satisfaction when you see the satisfied look of a customer in his/her face; the times when the seniors and promoters joke around and suan one another; when the items doesn't have a price tag and we have to go hunt for the promoter for it, else we have to do it ourselves and sometimes, by the time we come back to the counter, the customer has gone off cause he/she is in a rush for time, and cannot afford to wait; the boring but incredibly cheap staff canteen food and the company that comes with it.

Conversations are super funny! And come to think f it, everyday has been pretty eventful, and I don't think I have been truly bored. Cause there are always other staff stuck in that narrow little cashier counter of ours. And we will all be talking and making funny comments. The aircon there is just right, neither too cold nor hot. Cause there will always be some customers, regardless of how big or small their items are. And they tend to love coming to our cashier counter to pay when the announcement over the PA warns them that the store is closing. With all the huge items like a whole WMF pot set. Or baskets full of Corelle/Dynasty/Iguana plates and bowls. And a whole lot of other things that didnt belonged to our Tableware section.

I remember yesterday, right in the morning a Freddy Toh came with his reservation of Dynasty items, and asked the cashier (Yuri) to bring it over to bedlinen side for him cause he's got other stuff there. Yuri did, and before that we wrapped up everything completely. She brought the heavy basket over. Like duno how long later, he came back with a staff from the other side. And the staff had the cheek to say "We only got two staff, not enough since so many items and they want delivery o we brought it over." HELLO. We have only got two staffs here also can. The other two at the other cashier also need to serve people? Fancy jamming up the line, think you some dua pai is it. After printing the receipt, Freddy-pei asked. How come got 3 thousand plus dollars? I want to check the receipt. So Yuri printed it out and they checked. When they were finally satisfied, they used like, 56 $50 gift vouchers to pay. Asshole staff at the bedlinen counter. Wth wrong with u siah.

After that the phone rang. Yuri and I were folding Sasa bags.
Ivy: "Yuri, you want to pick up?"
Yuri: "You can answer if you want what. Haha why you hesitate?"
Ivy: "I scared I don't know how to answer the questions if it's from a customer..." -picks up phone-

Ivy: "Good morning, Tableware."
YeeTing: "GOOOOD MORNING~~"
Ivy: "-.-!"

YeeTing is this other senior who is really very nice to me! Hahas, one of the best seniors around man. She is like, damn high I don't know why. And fyi she called from the temporary cashier counter set up directly opposite us, super near.

Ivy: "Ohmytian why you call me from the other cashier??"
YeeTing: "I shouted for you so many times you cannot hear mah! So I call. GOOD MORNING~"

All of us laughed like crazy. LOL. She is super cute lah! Hahas :D

Later at the staff canteen during our break. LOL. Winnie our supervisor, and the househod duty manager Joseph, came and sat down with the 4 of us. And Winie started talking bout this really funny incident when her husband brought her to a sauna. In Singapore. FREE. Somewhere near Sembawang.

Winnie: "I asked my husband. Where are we going?"
Husband: "____ loh."
W: "Go there for what? There got what for us to do?"
H: "I dunno leh. Just go loh."
W: "What you mean you dunno, then you bring me here for what? Tell me what to do here at least I can plan and see what we need to bring mah!" -angry pissed off supervisor tone-

I think hor, she is as hot-tempered as her bowl of laksa. LOL. Whatthehell siah.

W: "Ohmygoodness the water is super hot okay. I must leave that bucket f water there for like 20 mins to cool down before I can put my feet in. It's too hot already!"
YeeTing: "That hot?"
Yuri: "Yeah you know Malaysia also have this kind of natural sauna one! Yeeting u dunnoe meh?" (Both Yuri and YeeTing are malaysians)
Winnie: "YEah it's free too. So got quite a lot of people. ADults and elder people, mainly."
Joseph: "Water so hot, can go cook eggs!"
Yuri: "Oh, what kind of sauna? Those that you go completely naked in? Or with clothes?"
Winnie: "Can wear whatever you want. Don't want to wear also can."
Joseph: "Aiyoh, Yuri only goes to those that involves taking off clothes."
YeeTing: "Wear bikini lah! Whoa. HAHAHHA."
Winnie: "Crazy ar, the old ahpeis there already immersed in hot water and the temperature so warm. Wear bikini there, you want them to die of coronary?!?"
Joseph: "Can bring tea leaves go make tea."
Winnie: "You know got people bring buckets there to fill with warm water then bring home? I saw one bring a huge rubbish-bin-like container to put all the buckets of water in?"
Joseph: "I know this guy who makes tea at the shelter he set up himself, using this kind of free hot water. And he distributes them!"
Yuri: "BUt malaysia also have lehs. For what type of people de?"
YeeTing: "Not naked people one lah! HHAHA"
Joseph: "Bring fish lah! Go steam. Then eat there!"
Winnie: "You know the water is so hot when it drips you can see the steam coming off the ground! And you can choose between soaking ur feet only or your whole body. There are buckets hanging around everywhere for you to choose."
Winnie: "Then there were this family of cheena people. They went to fill the tall buckets full of HOT WATER. And they just jumped right in without waiting for it to cool!"

Im sorry I totally cracked up the way the conversation is going. In my head the china people were like, cooking themselves. Crystal was also in helpless laughter. She's this other really friendly part-timer girl with me, and yesterday was both of our last days.

Winnie: "Oh gosh. Can you imagine the temperature of the water?! And there was this old man. He filed a bucketful of water and POURED IT OVER HIS HEAD immediately without hesitation!"

I really really couldnt stop laughing at this point in time. Stupid things were going on in my head, and her body language matched with her descripton, along with her small chubby cute appearance combined were super duper hilarious. Crystal was laughing nonstop also. Jesus. THe old man, bless him, must be senile. Still cook his brain like that. SIAO. China people. Worse. Like brewing themselves in a pot of soup. Omg, these people are nuts, INSANE.

Joseph: "If you bring the food there to cook, and sell, whoa. Can earn money! GO there, Bring the ingredients and use the hot water to cook wanton mee. hot water, cold water, hot water, cold water. NOODLES FOR SALE~"
YeeTing: "Shi shao de loh~~~~" -in her malaysian slang and really funny funny tone-
Yuri: "But i think its good for old people, cause water warm mah, can sooth their pain in ostheporosis etc"
Winnie: "Yeah yeah I think so too."
Joseph: "Go there make money, set up a stall.."
YeeTing: "Joseph shi lame dao~~~~~~" -insert Malaysian slang and super cheeky face-

Omg, I couldnt stop laughing at the conversation. Joseph keeps going on and on about food. Winnie plans on bout her next trip there with her husband, and to keep in ind the things to bring like foot scrub, ice water, two eggs (thanks to joseph), towel, etc. YeeTIng keeps talking and adding spice with her slang. And Yuri keeps asking bout attire there. Crystal and I digested our bloated stomach by just laughing.

Then we had 5 mins left, so we went upto look at sportswear. 4th floor. Then this girl looked at me, like recognising me like that. Then she approcahed me and asked some weird question. Its was only then that Crystal and I remembered we were still in our uniforms. LOL. So we told them, uh, sorry we don't belong to this department, we don't know.

As if that wasn't enough. We went to this section of Puma's because Crystal was looking for Puma shoes. While we were mindlessly scaning and browsing, a lady asked me, "Hi, have you got the kids version of the Ferrari shoes?" I went, "Uhmm. I..."

Haven't even answer, then Crystal got bombarded with another question. "Is this all for the sales item?" Crytsal replied, "Actually we dont work here, we are fromdownstairs." I added in amusedly "We are on our break." Customer was like, "OH, you are shopping too?" And her husband gave us an amused but friendly smile.

And when I was looking through Reebok things, the promoter looked at us, and gave us a curious face. LOL. "Can I help you?" He must have thought we were looking for a price tag of a random item.

I tell you, we didnt stay longer, just went downstairs to quickly sign back in. Of course, not without the usual toilet trips and locker-hang-around-for-a-whiles.

Oh. And on my last day, I broke a ceramic pot. Yu know the huge Korean pots used to keep food warm and all. The box even had a huge fragile sticker slapped on it.
$68 bucks.
I just dropped it on the ground. The indians were like GASPPPS. And I swear the promoter jumped.

"Orh, ni si liao ni si liao!" (You die liao you die liao)

Yeeting saw the commotion and came over. "Open and check, nvm." SO we did. The promoter did the honours man. She took out the lid first. Flicked her fingers at it. Intact.

The indian guy and his family, yeeting, me and promoter heaved a sign of relief. Promoter removed the lid, and everyone went AWWW, GASPS, etc. I just looked on in shock. She did this really comical action many of us probably have seen on msn.

She threw her hands up in the air, and swung them around in horror. Like singing hallelujah. But this is for the wrong reason. Yeeting gave her that fierce look and she went back to change another one for the customer. Meanwhile, she told me, nvm, continue tending the till and serving the customer. Said the higher rank people will settle. So I did.

Customer: "Hmm, Ivy Tan."
Ivy: "Yep, that's me."

Shit.
Im so busted. But since its my last day, I guess nothing worse can happen. LOL. And nothing did. HAHAHA. Damn funny.

Yeeting: "Haiyo Ivy, its your last day, and you break something! HAHAHA. Not bad huh!"
LOL. When i stick my tongue out at her, she says "Ni bu yao huai dan huh!" (Don't be naughty huh!) And she calls me Si3 Gui3 (I dunno how to translate this), cause got once when she was the cashier and I was her packer, we tried calling customers over to our cashier after previous ones left. But they couldnt hear. LOL.

YT: "Shi fan de loh~~~~ (Is irritating one LOH~~ *in malaysian slang*) Call so many time also can't hear."
Ivy: "Yeah lah! Aiyah." -looks at auntie in her 40s trying to dress young and act chio- "People's hearing abilities decline with age you see."
YT: "SI3 GUI3 ar ni IVY!"

And we will be sniggering to ourselves when serving the customer. LOL.

Shucks. As you can see, I miss that place, and I hadnt blogged bout so many things. Shall do so the next time I get the complete set of pictures of all the people working there :D HAHA

P.S. Vivien (another nice senior. Aiyah. Everyone of them is nice lahs. HAHAHA) called me. LOL.) At 1015am, it was because she forgot ytd was my last day. And today only she was working cause two of the part-timers left. LOL. I think she meant morning shift? At 12.15pm later, she called to ask bout some delievery stuff I packed. LOL.

Finally, on a final note, TABLEWARE ROCKS! (: <3

Saturday, December 27, 2008


Friday, December 26, 2008

I feel REALLY empty now.

Came back from cousin's house feeling kinda wasted. Hey, my off day's spent NUA-ing in my cousin's couch. Walau eh. Boring much?

Got myself an oversized laptop case. RIDICULOUSLY OVERSIZED.

Hais. Received an sms from huiwen regarding tennis camp. Have yet to convince my dad. Going to havw to do it soon?

Morning shift for the next two days and Im really, FINALLY, free from work. With my first paycheck.

I have a sudden craving for sweet popcorn like zomg -.- That cheap huge packet of yellow fluffy popcorn in NTUC suddenly seems so alluring.

I ought to start studying now.

Sucks that school's starting; just occured to me I have no idea how incredulous the whole idea of a TOKEN FUND for training is, now that there is no budget. Pray that MZD is just bragging. Jackass of a balding head.

P.S. imsoendingsomuchblingontennisunknowingly
eversinceigotmyfirstpaycheckwhichfyiwasusedto
purchasemynewracquetandnowthiscampthing
comessoimliketotallyscrewed.bagshirtjersey
skirtracquetfundtokenfundbudget.

Lost; my parents arent even informed. Only us tennis ppl know. Luckyshit.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Somehow, I don't think its all that simple anymore.
Friends are supposed to stand beside one another no? Give support and all.
Parents. You can talk to them about anything.
But for some farking reason, Im not giving in, Im not letting out anything. 

I don't see the need to.

I don't get the kind of comments and feedback I need.
Support. Doesn't really come in the form you expect it to be eh?
For one moment, that person can just be online. The very next moment after u speak, WHOOOPS. Offline! And the next time they need something, They come demanding it from you.
Right. SO this is the kind of person I have regarded as one of my closest friends for the past few years. Wet-weather. Eff.
Was on the phone talking bout the farking issue. 
Look, I thought the whole purpose of a conference was to give each other support? 
I can't find any use if we all were to shut up, no one taking the initiative to start, nor break the silence. 
Wow. 
One left after another.
Til you realise.
"HEY. IM ALL ALONE. Now, isn't this pleasing. I so wanted this to end this way? Leaving me as the last one standing to get a lashing. Fuck. Loving it, I don't think so."
And you tell me afterward. There seem to be no solution, so fine, I'll just go by what they want.
I heard all of yours. Did you hear mine? Or theirs? Ours?
I don't think so. Cause none of you effing airheads were there. 
NONE.
ZIP. 
ZERO. 
NIL.
Do you know what's going on in my head?
They say follow your heart, do what you like. 
Look. I did, this is what happened. 
IM STUCK BLOODY DEEP IN THIS EFFING ASS SHITHOLE.
And hey. You got what you want from me, so you completely wash your hands off me. 
I was there for you, but you weren't for me. 
Leaving before the shit for me even started.
I cannot just leave it, let it go.
I have others at stake.
This involves a whole bunch of innocent souls.
All pursuing and fighting for ourselves cause the effing BALDING DICKHEAD refuse to acknowledge and recognize us.
It isn't that bloody simple. 
DONT GO.
Not allowed.
Forbidden.
The words of authority. 
Strong. FOR ME. 
There you are, giving me a effing sad and accusing look.
Has it occurred to you, some are more restricting than others?
maybe not, in your arrogant little world, in your little Dictionary of Dickheads. 
So LIMITED.
SO..SMALL.
I tried. Not once, several times.
It didn't work.
How bout me asking you to go defy YOUR own authorities?
You won't, will you.
Give me that effing bullshit loads of crap. And crocodile tears.
I. Just want to smash your face with my racquet.
And see the real tears come out.

Im not thinking straight as you can see, this Christmas day.

Merry? My ass.
Screw this world of self-centered nincompoops. 

Friday, December 19, 2008

I think im starting to love tennis all over again.

Perhaps it's cause I finally got to attend trainings trainings regularly, now that I got my off-days on more favourable dates. And people there are really funny!

Oh god, pity trainings are like, stopping? Bloody shit we have to start playing compeititvely. And groupings are going to seperate us most probably when school starts, according to standards. IT IS HORRIBLE I TELL YOU. ):
Im probably gonna not make it to the mark that coach expects us all to be in??
Now that we are going to get into the nationals next year. WHich is a good thing, we will all start working hard.
I really wonder how wangxua is doing in China now. Or maybe she has gone over to that other place she told me she would be going to. Awesome. In that case, if you are reading this, you'd better bring us some souvenirs! (:

Arugh. Sunday's the last training for girls, and I cant make it cause I have to bloody work on Sunday. Afternoon. Til 1030pm. KENASAI LAHHHHHHHS ))))):

I wanna get a water tumbler! RED. Okay thats pretty normal, no good. How bout BRIGHT ORANGE to go with that tour series. HAHAHA. (: Huiwen and I placed our orders today! Just hope I didnt make the wrong choice. Somehow, I have a feeling that everything's going to turn out fine. I mean, its not as strong as that one I had about going to work at Taka, but yeah. Gut feelings. I know Im not a very 'practical chap'. HAHAHA.

"Here you have two choices. One is a gentleman who suits you; the other an ah beng, which might bring trouble. Got a nice perfect gentleman here you don't want to choose cause you prefer the ah beng. As a 'MOTHER' here, Im advising you, but if your heart is with the ahbeng then too bad lohs.."

Huiwen and I cracked up like crazy. Ohmygod, coach royston is freaking gay in some ways, but uber hilarious. He now refers to me and huiwen as LIANG JIE MEI. -.- WTH.

ANYWAYS. I watched twilight onlne, it sucked, Not the movie though; the quality on youtube. TERRIBLY SUCKY. Yahoo was slightly better, but still as bad. It wasn't til I saw the thriller that I decided. I WANT TO WATCH IT BIG SCREENNN. Okay fine shut up.

Gotta polish up my serves, okay no. Gotta get my racket. No. Im uber tired. I think Im supposed to go to sleep now. Toodles people.

P.S. Christmas next THURSDAY.
P.P.S. Meetup with cousins next saturday!
P.P.S.S Meetup with tennis people to play tennis amongst ourselves. AKA unofficial training! :D HEH


GOOOD NIGHTS.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
-_-?
IVY says:
LOL
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
HOI.
fangs wildcats! says:
LOL
IVY says:
HAHAHA
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
WO MEI YOU QIAN LEH.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
T_T
IVY says:
liar.
IVY says:
p****** on fire,
IVY says:
LOL
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
I know you want to see me so much now while I'm at home 'cause I'm so pretty.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
LOL$%^&^*%*^(&%^
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
xD!!!
IVY says:
ROFL.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
P******?!
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
I not wearing p******.
IVY says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
How?
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
):
IVY says:
OMG
IVY says:
OMG
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLL.
IVY says:
OMG R U SERIOUS
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
I JUST KIDDING LAH.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
-_-
IVY says:
-DIES-
IVY says:
i think
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
KIDDING LAH AUNTIE.
IVY says:
fq fainted
IVY says:
LOL
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
FQ?!
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
FQ??!!?!?!?!?
IVY says:
OI
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
ARE YOU ALIVE?!
IVY says:
SHE KIDDING LAH WHO DOESNT WEAR P******
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
*Takes off p****** and waves it in front of FQ's face*
IVY says:
FANGQI
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAH.
IVY says:
OMG
IVY says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
IVY says:
omg
IVY says:
OMG
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
OMG, THIS IS SO RETARDED.
IVY says:
I KEEP LAUGHING IN FRNT OF THE COM
IVY says:
LOL
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
I BET YOU'RE LAUGHING YOUR LUNGS OUT.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
SEE.
IVY says:
yes
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
I KNEW IT.
IVY says:
HAHAHAHAHA
IVY says:
ARENT U
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
YOUR HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER.
IVY says:
OMG SO GAY
IVY says:
LOL
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
I MISS IT. ):
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
-_-
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
WHAT GAY?!
IVY says:
I MISS YOU PPL TOOOOOO
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
>=(
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
):
IVY says:
LOL
IVY says:
eh
IVY says:
fq died i think
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
What.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
LOL.
IVY says:
ask uhm.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
CHOY.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
TOUCH WOODZXZX.
IVY says:
someone come give cpr
IVY says:
LOL
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
LOLLLLLLLLL.
IVY says:
uhm uhm.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
Ask ******d perform CPR on her.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
O:
IVY says:
uhm.
IVY says:
LOL.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
LOLLLLLLLLLL.
IVY says:
omg.
IVY says:
she's just crenate herself man.
IVY says:
LOL
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
HAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH.
IVY says:
omg seriously.
IVY says:
HAHAHAHAHAAH
IVY says:
I MISS U PPL~
IVY says:
we must make a dance for circus or smth the next time we meet!!!
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
YES.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
OMG.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
YESSSSSSSSSSS.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
I can't wait for school to reopen.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
x_x
IVY says:
LOL
fangs wildcats! says:
-.-
IVY says:
yeh me neither
fangs wildcats! says:
i revived
IVY says:
OMG
IVY says:
HAHAHAHAHA
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
LOL, FQ.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
IVY says:
REVIVED.
IVY says:
ASSS LAH AHAHAHHAA
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
WELCOME BACK FROM THE DEAD.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
o_o
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH.
IVY says:
did u read the cnvo
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
Scroll up, FQ.
IVY says:
someone took her p****** off and waved it in front of u
IVY says:
LOL
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.
IVY says:
GAHAHAHAHAHA
IVY says:
omg
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
OMG, WHO!?!
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
WHO?!
IVY says:
i think im getting asthma.
IVY says:
LOL
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
OMG.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
STOP.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
STOP LAUGHING LIKE A HYENA.
IVY says:
HAHHAHAHAHHAA
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
DON'T DIE FROM LAUGHING.
IVY says:
I CANT HELP IT>
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
IT'S A SAD WAY TO DIE. ):
IVY says:
why
IVY says:
we die happy.
IVY says:
lol
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
IVY says:
hahahah
fangs wildcats! says:
ROFL
fangs wildcats! says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
fangs wildcats! says:
i saw it
fangs wildcats! says:
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
IVY says:
LOL
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
LOL.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
Both of you siao already.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
I don't know both of you.
WIRDA SYAZWANI™! says:
o_o
IVY says:
my ass,
fangs wildcats! says:
nt like u're sane wirda
fangs wildcats! says:
LOL


wanqing www.mrscha.blogspot.com I adore pretty dresses. thats all says:
tell you a joke
IVY says:
no thank u
IVY says:
most of the time ur jokes arent very funnnny. i think u trying to make it funnier is even funnier..
IVY says:
get what i mean..?
IVY says:
okay no, forget it. dun waste ur brain cells figuring it out.
wanqing www.mrscha.blogspot.com I adore pretty dresses. thats all says:
i think i need sponsors to provide brain cells


Random Convo.


IVY says:
omg siah
ling says:
my leg hurts a little
ling says:
yours?
IVY says:
my ass hurts like crazy
IVY says:
i think i walk funny now.
IVY says:
LOL
ling says:
HAHAHA
ling says:
like 'crewkate'?
IVY says:
LOL
IVY says:
crewkate?
IVY says:
crooked
IVY says:
LOL.
ling says:
okay i dont know how to spell
IVY says:
LINGLING!
IVY says:
LOL
IVY says:
U DAMN FUNNY SIAH
ling says:
my spelling sucks
ling says:
u get what i meant?
IVY says:
HAHAHAH
IVY says:
YES I DO
IVY says:
HAHAHAHA
ling says:
how to spell uh?
IVY says:
crooked.
ling says:
ohhh icic
ling says:
LOL
ling says:
ps

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

I realise I haven't been blogging since I don't know, the 5th of November? Yes, that's a month and four days ago.



Well, anyways, I finally got a bit of spare time now, sitting here in front of the laptop at 10.40am, waiting to go to work. I feel like bringing this out to work as well, so I won't waste my time falling asleep on the bus, but then again, there's no internet connection, so forget it.



Anyways, I have a gazillion things to blog about, but since I didn't really take note of events happening, I think I might have forgotten half the things that did. Yeh, probably why I will start ranting on and on about things randomly that doesn't line up in sequence or anything.



Yesterday, 8th december (that's fast) Hari Raya Haji. More than half of us tennis team, girls and boys, went to Waterfront tennis academy of coach's to play in a tournament along with TJC and SRJC. You see, it was supposed to start at like, 8am, (me huiwen and ling reached at bout 7.35) and end at around 8pm. But then the rain had to come in, and it only stopped at around 3. So the point is, we woke up real early at an unearthly hour for nothing. Well, it wasn't exactly nothing. Some of out girls hogged the one and only indoor tennis court and played like crazy. Mini-tennis, rallying from an imaginery baseline, serve, doubles, tri-s, 3v4s, 5 girls vs 3 guys, all types of gimmicks. In the midst of it, some went out to rent DVDs and watch inside the recreation room of some sort I heard cuifen fell asleep. Hahas. And Some of us played cards. after that, when then rest wee off in coach's van to jp to rent DVDs to watch, we ate Ben and Jerry's icecream. LOL. 3 mini tubs that zhiwei bought. Quite ironic actually. We didn't even warm up much cause of the rain, yet we ate what was supposedly to cool us off. Anyways, after that, huiwen joy and I went to eat the beehoon bananas and all the food that everyone helped bring, including drinks. LAughed at Joy's chinese. (Omg, she's hilarious.) And tried to get a chance to play in the courts that the SR guys were hogging.



Which, in the end we did. And played like crazy. The rest came back already. And they wanted to start watching the movie after eating. Captain came in and asked joy to go watch the movie with them. She replied she wants to skip the intro, so captain went ahead with the rest to the lounge. We played and played and played, til we forgot how long we stayed in there, when finally, captain came again, and said, "Hey joy, what happened to skipping introduction?" LOL. The movie was almost ending I suppose.



Finally, after playing Go FIsh with the rest in the lounge, the rain stopped. Helped to dry the courts, and warmed up for the tournament. Due to time constrain, we got to play by doubles only, no more grouping in order, Round Robin. By the end of the third match, Huiwen and i were feeling so lousy, losing our concentration and having no mood at all to play. We lost a lot, even ling ling and jac were asking what happened; we looked so blank, when we lost to them 7-1, 7-0. I think we only started picking up again at the end of the games, where we regained a bit of posture.



HAHA. And then after the whole thing was over, the four of us went in to the indoor courts and played doubles. Bullshit lahs, we had the mood back only the and played like siao :D Like squash, cause we hit so hard and swung so freely that it's bound to get out if we were in the courts. But this had walls, so it basically became squash. HAHA. Ohman, tennis rocks (: And Im still pondering over which racket to get. Huiwen already decided on her speedport black, but Im wondering if I should get the tour series or speedport black too. -.- Didn't even try out the black stick yesterday, but I actually felt comfortable with the tour. I think I might just be getting that after all; it's cheaper anyways.



Oh, speaking of tennis, the girls helped celebrated my birthday. HAHA. There was chocolate cake! Damn nice. Oh, and I got a balloon from them too (: It's still smiling spastically in my room though. Shall upload the pictures tmr Or when i have the time.



Cultural pot was crazy. Met this spastic idiot who told us to shut up. For the stupid jokes we made privately about him, you might want to refer to Wanqing's blog. Asshole. I bet he had the hots for my junior, who sang damn well. Jesus, I fear for him. Maybe he might want to bring a racket wherever he goes to protect himself. From that bush of a hairdo.



CLASS CHALET WAS AWESOME. Playing heart attack and handiplus with the class girls and some guys was hilarious. I was sitting beside jessica durng handiplus.



Me: "NOO!! I DON't WANT TO SIT BESIDE YOU!!! ><"

Jessica: "Don't worry lah, my left hand very weak one."

Me: "Really? Okay..."



After some asshole called her name and she slapped my thigh real bloody hard there was a palm mark, on several occasions, I just had to slap back, since i felt so cheated. LOL.



*PIAKKKK!*

Jessica: -jaw dropped and speechless, looking at me in shock- (my name wasnt called and i slaaped her, you see; that wasn't part of the game)

Ivy: "YOU LIED! You said your left hand was weak!"

Everyone was looking by this time.

Jessica: "Yeah! It is; I slapped with my RIGHT HAND!"



I think we almost died laughing. Oh, And there's fangqi, while we were playign heart attack. Yeah, you know, we all get hell violent when we play card games with like, A HUGE GROUP of people. So there was this time when some random kid hollered.

Random kid: "HEART ATTACK!"
EVERYONE (yes, im serious) pounced on that piece of styrofoam box in the middle of the bed. As anyone with at least least 3 brain cells would know, it cracked into half.
Evertone: "OMG" "OOPS" "HAHAHAHAHA"
Fangqi: "CFC!"

OMG? Anti-climax siah, totally no link at all.

And another time...
Ivy: eyeing cards in hand, thinking when I would ever finish collecting all the cards I needed.
Jessica: "Eh, Ivy, don't say I never help you."
She then proceeds to shove me her card, face down.
Ivy: "Orh."
After what seemed like seconds after my brain finally processed that I had ALL the cards I needed to cause a heart attack, I shrieked.
Ivy: "HEART ATTTACK!!!!!"

I think, Jessica and Fangqi jumped a bit.
As if that wasn't enough, my cards went flying into Fangqi's face when I got all excited to pounce on the styrofoam board first, since I called.
I didn't exactly realise what I did until she pointed it out. LOL. Ass man.

The first night at the chalet, as anyone woud predict, is never used for sleeping. We tried, because a lot of people are darn tired. And plain bored. But the noise level just never seem to drop. When everyone's settled for bed, some noisy parker would make some spastic comment and send the others into peals and peals of hopeless laughter. In the end, Limther and Sayyong went to eat Mac. (Uh huh, you got it right. at like, 3 am? And oh, they had biology make up lesson the next day. TARDS MAN.) The others tried to sleep. Fangqi and I gave up, and we just went to talk to jessica and nicholas. Nicholas was telling us bout some damn spastic encunters he had with his biggest fear.

OH. I think I didn't mntion how he woke us all up at an nearthly hour, because his horror cept up around the bed. Jessica was ultra man I tell you. LOL. I just love the class as it is. Spastic. Make me laugh like there's not tmr. And scream til people sitting around me go deaf. A good example was Diana. She ended up laughing and crying. I was mortified, frankly speaking. I thought she went deaf or something. But when she simmered down I asked her why she was crying.
"No, I just find it very funny."

LOL -.-

The following night we went to the arcade. LOL. Damn funny I tell you.

I CANT DANCE FOR NUTS. that dumb DDR thing? I CANT DO IT. LOL.
Nicholas and Jessica were like, IVY! GO GO! shoving me up the dance pad, and I kept resisting. Kinds of reminds me of an animal getting dragged to the abattoir. Freaking hilarious I tell you.

And the class is a bunch of saidsts, which enjos hitting an innocent little angelic ghost. Okay wait no, that's ironic. But yeah, S06 you know what I mean. HAHAHA.

And the spastic idiots. PLANNED A CELEBRATION FOR ME. LOL. IN SCHOOL. BEFORE THEIR BIO MAKE-UP TEST. HAHAHAHAHA.

Fangqi sent me a relay, bout some chemistry remedial we must turn up for. apparently its compulsory. I told her, HEY. I CANT GO. I GOT WORK. Then she came up with smth bout going to school to take notes at like, 8am. I said fine, since it was compulsory.

Thursday. Two days after my birthday. I went to school preparing to get chided for being late to just get the notes. But then. I eneter the canteen. It had less than 10 ppl seated there okay. And all of them were studying. I went in, and saw wani scampering out, screaming "FEI ZHU!!!" And then a Fangqi, smiling all cheekily came out and ran to behind the wall. So i went there, and then these bunch of idiots started singing a birthday song.

I. Just. Wanted. To. Kill. Them. All. With. The. Plastic. Breadtalk. Birthday. Knife.

8AM. HELLLLLLO! I HAD TO WAKE UP AT LIKE, 6.45!!!! AHHHHHH.
but yeah, it was all really touching, the scrapbook of birthday messages from the classmates, the retarded and unglam pictures, that reminded me painfully of how much meat I had gained. SHIT MAN. Okay, I gotta stop digressing. And that silver necklace with a tennis racket for a pendant Fangqi Mellisa and Bernice gave me.

Uhm, sorry to say though. I wore it to the tennis tournament. And I sweated a hell lot. And from Shiny and White to...Black and Rough. I realised only later that the layer of silver came off, cause of acidic sweat. Gotta save the pendant for a better necklace next time though. SORRY!!!!

Oh. Speaking of the tournament. I think i posted out it already right. Yeah I did. Dumdeedummm.

Cultural pot was crazy! Did I mention that too? We spent the interval screaming our heads off in the handicapped toilet. WTH. HAHAHA. And WQ's camera is damn retarded like its owner. SERIOUSLY. Oh. During the concert, we kept making noises and laughing at the performers, to the point where this spastic gay of a guy turned around and shooshed us, making some nasty comment. OH. My. GODDD. I really anted to fling the whole 8cm of my heels into his bloody thick hollow head, with a bush for a covering. Here, an extract of the smses i typed to her during the concert after getting commented by him.

6 MOST HILARIOUS CONVOS
In sequence...

Number ONE
Tannie: Omg i met a stupid horrible bus driver. I pressed the bell at the last stop and he buay song me. ..
Tannie: uncle, we reaching jurong point?
Uncle: No. We reaching Boon Lay interchange.
Tannie: That means jurong point lah. * a bit pissed*
Uncle: NO! My bus going BOON LAY INTERCHANGE not jurong point. My bus too big to enter jurong point.
Tannie: *super uber pissed*

Number TWO
After the guy in front of us complained that we were too noisy...
Tannie: I think this guy in front of us is so gay. He's looking at my junior (nanhua idol) and absorbing his abilities like he is so in love with him. I fear for my junior.
Btw, we dared not talk anymore and communicate through hp. i hate that ogre.

NUMBER THREE
Tannie: I bet he (ogre) is either acting sophisticated or falling asleep while trying to. I bet he's a bloody noob with absolutely no music background and absolutely no money to rid that bush of his or go Bioskin for acne treatment.

NUMBER FOUR ( Inside joke on 9 nostrils)
Tannie: That guy is blocking 9 nostrils. 9 nostrils is sitting there near the end of the seats later you see. Then just now got this guy sitting beside 9, leaning forward. Then 9 got blocked. Then this moron (me) here told me that it didnt seem like 9, but actually it was another guy.

NUMBER FIVE
Tannie: 9 nostrils looks as if he's in deep thoughts. I think he fell asleep with his eyes open!

NUMBER SIX
Tannie: Later you see. The security guard kept looking over, dunno is at us or what. I think cis we look as if we are paying no attention to the performance. (which is extremely true)

Love those asssssses :D MEET UP SOOOON!

Okay, work is awesome! I LOVE THE SENIORS. HAHAHA. And the part-timers, the kids and the angmohs. Interesting. Sorry ar, no more mood to blog. Til next time bahs.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

[22:26:40] Innocent love_maki horikita says: 
i agree]
[22:27:02] Innocent love_maki horikita says: 
anyway, start ur hw?
[22:27:25] IVY says: 
NO
[22:27:25] IVY says: 
LOL
[22:27:28] IVY says: 
DIE LE
[22:28:33] Innocent love_maki horikita joins conversation
[22:28:36] Innocent love_maki horikita says: 
me too
[22:28:43] Innocent love_maki horikita says: 
 theres like so many
[22:30:12] Innocent love_maki horikita joins conversation
[22:30:19] Innocent love_maki horikita says: 
i am leaving. bb
[22:30:22] IVY says: 
?
[22:30:28] IVY says: 
u mean going offline?
[22:30:47] Innocent love_maki horikita says: 
yep, mom is screaming
[22:30:49] IVY says: 
i dam tired.
[22:30:53] IVY says: 
it hink i going to sleep laos
[22:30:56] IVY says: 
okay, talk to u tmr (:
[22:30:57] Innocent love_maki horikita says: 
get some rest
[22:30:59] IVY says: 
NITEX
[22:31:01] Innocent love_maki horikita says: 
ok
[22:31:05] Innocent love_maki horikita says: 
bb
[22:31:05] IVY says: 
i miss you (: <3
[22:31:12] Innocent love_maki horikita says: 
dont cry
[22:31:16] IVY says: 
ROFL.
[22:31:20] IVY says: 
anti climax
[22:31:23] IVY says: 
go sleep lahs haiyo
[22:31:31] Innocent love_maki horikita says: 
yes madam
[22:31:34] IVY says: 
-.-